<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361</id><updated>2011-07-07T17:35:12.425-07:00</updated><category term='pictures'/><category term='complain complain'/><category term='smelly'/><category term='the happening'/><category term='Home movies'/><category term='funny'/><category term='unemployed'/><category term='photographs'/><category term='action films'/><category term='movies'/><category term='production'/><category term='epiphany'/><category term='films'/><category term='yada-yada'/><category term='triptych'/><category term='awesomeness'/><category term='Weezer'/><category term='cute'/><category term='validation'/><category 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term='Nerdly'/><category term='Death'/><category term='Love at first sight'/><title type='text'>Straight Outta Purgatory</title><subtitle type='html'>No Mind Traffic</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>61</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8980156862160644036</id><published>2008-10-19T14:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-19T16:40:26.201-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cleaning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a simple plan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photographs'/><title type='text'>"When a Problem Needs a Problem Solver..."</title><content type='html'>Ahhhh!  By the time I get home from working 10 hours, I honestly have no motivation to blog.  Today, I have been very productive.  Doing a little bit of that Autumn cleaning.  Took a break from cleaning and watched &lt;em&gt;A Simple Plan &lt;/em&gt;whilst changing my bass strings.  Freaking good movie.  Sending off a roll of Kodachrome tomorrow that I shot over a year ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2746032045/" title="Mississippi Landscape by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/2746032045_ed417f884b.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Mississippi Landscape" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2752704243/" title="Brigette and DJ Session #2 by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3073/2752704243_abce873a9b.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Brigette and DJ Session #2" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2765608638/" title="Polite Drinker by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3150/2765608638_f9749b303d.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Polite Drinker" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8980156862160644036?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8980156862160644036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8980156862160644036' title='40 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8980156862160644036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8980156862160644036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/10/when-problem-needs-problem-solver.html' title='&quot;When a Problem Needs a Problem Solver...&quot;'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/2746032045_ed417f884b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>40</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-6108608948094644952</id><published>2008-09-13T07:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T07:07:21.094-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mr. Poop</title><content type='html'>Short and to the point:  Photos everyone!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2717882533/" title="Fiction by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3288/2717882533_bda6292bb8_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="Fiction" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2737951825/" title="Nighttime Meeting New Anxieties by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3204/2737951825_7210a2344d_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="Nighttime Meeting New Anxieties" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2734959169/" title="A Slice of Suburban Meditation by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2734959169_78f3ba6451.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="A Slice of Suburban Meditation" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2743804147/" title="All I Can Do Is Sing For Her and Myself by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/2743804147_bbf27b4835.jpg" width="500" height="499" alt="All I Can Do Is Sing For Her and Myself" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2741657470/" title="The Air Sweats by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3207/2741657470_39bdcf72b0.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="The Air Sweats" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a job now.  It's nothing special.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-6108608948094644952?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/6108608948094644952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=6108608948094644952' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6108608948094644952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6108608948094644952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/09/mr-poop.html' title='Mr. Poop'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3288/2717882533_bda6292bb8_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5816494466213385749</id><published>2008-08-28T16:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-28T16:21:18.168-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BET?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='back aches'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cheesecake brownies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='n.e.r.d.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brownies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one of my best shots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cooking'/><title type='text'>Ka-ka-ka, Ye-ah!</title><content type='html'>I bet you have been wondering what exactly is better than brownies?  Well, I am here to tell you what that thing is.  That thing which is better than the illustrious, traditional brownie is this...the...cheesecake brownie!  I am afraid that it is quite spectacular.  If you haven't been to allrecipes.com, it is a most useful site for those who wish to cook your food rather than heat up/have someone heat up your food for you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My back has been giving me whatfor this week.  I am too young for kidney stones.  I know that's not true, but I want to believe it is.  I actually don't care what the pain is, I just want it to go away.  On the opposite end of the news-related spectrum, I have a meeting with a client tomorrow to discuss her wedding photos.  I think that is pretty much a done deal.  Might have an actual job job soon, too.  My band is going to be playing shows...a month from now.  So, good things to look forward to.  Also, I don't know if you have heard that N.E.R.D. song, "My Drive Thru," but initial reaction has been extremely positive.  Of course, that could be attributed to BET's playing of a music video that isn't total garbage (see:  Lil' Wayne).  The album, &lt;em&gt;Seeing Sound&lt;/em&gt;, is pretty dern good, too.  Photos and such.  Without the such.  Maybe a little such.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2715213041/" title="Two Sisters by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2715213041_4b0d28bfd3.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Two Sisters" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not to toot my own horn, but this is probably one of my favorite photos I have ever taken.  There is something arresting, disturbing, off about this.  Still employing the cuteness that is my great niece, Madison, the open area on the right side is nothing short of haunting (at least to me anyway).  I'd like to think that this was my sole intention with this photo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5816494466213385749?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5816494466213385749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5816494466213385749' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5816494466213385749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5816494466213385749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/08/ka-ka-ka-ye-ah.html' title='Ka-ka-ka, Ye-ah!'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2715213041_4b0d28bfd3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-6416159030347596654</id><published>2008-08-18T08:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-18T09:11:39.994-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Contagious</title><content type='html'>Plenty of things have happened since the last post - none of which job-related.  Friends moved away, sibling rivaling, nieces come to visit, new births, movies seen, photos taken, etc.  I got a whole bunch of film in the fridge now.  I photographed the band.  Quite pleased with the results.  I hope all the individual sessions turn out as good as Edward's.  I regret to inform that Lynn's must be redone.  My band as well as one of my photos will most likely be in the Memphis Flyer!  Here are some photos.  I am not nearly as short on these as I am on words at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2689971185/" title="Two Girls a'Swingin' by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3081/2689971185_fc43ff5884_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Two Girls a'Swingin'" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2686523614/" title="Surveying the End by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3131/2686523614_744932bcae_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Surveying the End" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2685708665/" title="Pondering Dumptrucks by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2685708665_a2069bbb55_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Pondering Dumptrucks" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2684420092/" title="Dirty Feets by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/2684420092_bc37c7eb22_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Dirty Feets" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2683602509/" title="The Little Photographer Composes by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/2683602509_377368ed95.jpg" width="500" height="330" alt="The Little Photographer Composes" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2693054146/" title="Clara Mae by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/2693054146_62f73cb404.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="Clara Mae" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2692241659/" title="Hibiscus Menace by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/2692241659_a6ae18a819_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="Hibiscus Menace" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2701437100/" title="In It's Own Little World by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2701437100_6a10019554_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="In It's Own Little World" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That one big square one is the latest edition of make-your-great-uncle-feel-old.  Of course, a toddler provides a wealth of entertainment as opposed to newborns.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-6416159030347596654?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/6416159030347596654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=6416159030347596654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6416159030347596654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6416159030347596654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-contagious.html' title='It&apos;s Contagious'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3081/2689971185_fc43ff5884_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-4761346528547689693</id><published>2008-08-01T08:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T08:37:56.661-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weekend funness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Home movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black and white'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photoing'/><title type='text'>"Splattering Poop...</title><content type='html'>...like a monkey's racehorse."  - Jason from &lt;em&gt;Home Movies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later today, I will have more film than I know what to do with.  Later today, I will be photoing a birthday party at Shelby Farms for pretty dern cheap.  Tomorrow, I might be photoing products (and model holding products) for the talented &lt;a href="http://www.luvreforsale.com/"&gt;Ms.  Maggie Hendren&lt;/a&gt;.  I looked through some old art school projects and can't wait to start making my own prints again on Fiber Paper.  Here are some black and white scans for your Friday -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2618909687/" title="Barry Putting Stank On It by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3244/2618909687_c4a2124495.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Barry Putting Stank On It" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2614370939/" title="Soloing Edward by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3050/2614370939_6d8ebc7ed9.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="Soloing Edward" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2621472502/" title="Obscured Indentity by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2621472502_d4203e3ce6.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Obscured Indentity" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-4761346528547689693?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/4761346528547689693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=4761346528547689693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4761346528547689693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4761346528547689693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/08/splattering-poop.html' title='&quot;Splattering Poop...'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3244/2618909687_c4a2124495_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-1499745550790113738</id><published>2008-07-21T21:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T21:48:12.355-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nicole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='watchmen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='model'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='large format'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dark knight'/><title type='text'>(: D</title><content type='html'>The Watchmen trailer - Wow!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Dark Knight movie - Double Wowee! Wowee!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2572369385/" title="So Much to Think About by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2572369385_bd31607202.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="So Much to Think About" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2570681672/" title="The Marbley Fence by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/2570681672_c487ff4b9d.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="The Marbley Fence" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2565702742/" title="Nicole v Black by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/2565702742_aa14ce2b31.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Nicole v Black" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nicole is obviously a good model. Will be doing more shoots with her in the near future. My next photo-related purchase seems to change from day to day, but currently, I am adamant about getting a large format camera.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-1499745550790113738?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/1499745550790113738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=1499745550790113738' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1499745550790113738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1499745550790113738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/07/o.html' title='(: D'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2572369385_bd31607202_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-855744002579753452</id><published>2008-07-15T09:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T11:36:42.202-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='adorable'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hellboy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dark knight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cinema'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nieces'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='madison'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='watchmen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='batman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blahblahblah'/><title type='text'>Suck My Blood Like a Leech...</title><content type='html'>Yo.  What's up?  This is &lt;a href="http://guytheorphan.muxtape.com/"&gt;what I am listening to right now&lt;/a&gt;.  I saw &lt;em&gt;Hellboy II:  The Golden Army&lt;/em&gt; yesterday.  It was awesome fun.  The creature design, as per usual with a Guillermo del Toro joint, were fantastically perfect.  I absolutely cannot wait for Thursday night to see &lt;em&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/em&gt;.  Thankfully, I have been pretty successful at evading any of the TV spots over the past month.  I am finally getting around to finishing the Watchmen comic.  I started it probably 5 years ago (don't worry, I am starting over from the beginning).  Amazing book.  I don't understand how it will translate to the big screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a new great niece.  Her name is Clara.  This is her sister, Madison:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2530607169/" title="Acorn Hunting by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2319/2530607169_16c4dd1df0.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="Acorn Hunting" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2530608339/" title="Morning Light Madison by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2530608339_e0279c3252.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Morning Light Madison" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2518029704/" title="Duck Gazing by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2179/2518029704_244041b28b.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Duck Gazing" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should get some photos of Clara back from the lab soon.  Can't wait!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-855744002579753452?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/855744002579753452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=855744002579753452' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/855744002579753452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/855744002579753452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/07/suck-my-blood-like-leech.html' title='Suck My Blood Like a Leech...'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2319/2530607169_16c4dd1df0_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-2226558498392357161</id><published>2008-07-02T20:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-02T22:42:00.542-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='420'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='automatic land camera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cameras'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='polaroid camera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='polaroiding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food photography'/><title type='text'>But I Can't, I Can't, I Can't</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JJVLxGmS1TQ/SGxmPsIWWrI/AAAAAAAAEk8/ZQ0Vnq9eBeM/s1600-h/Automatic420.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JJVLxGmS1TQ/SGxmPsIWWrI/AAAAAAAAEk8/ZQ0Vnq9eBeM/s400/Automatic420.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218658487945812658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This would be the new camera/toy I bought yesterday.  Another Polaroid Land camera for which I paid $3.  The battery works, but I think it is almost out of juice.  Can't wait to give it a test run.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Been listening to a lot of Of Montreal and The Zutons lately, and more importantly, I have been thoroughly enjoying the musical experience.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-2226558498392357161?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/2226558498392357161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=2226558498392357161' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2226558498392357161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2226558498392357161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/07/but-i-cant-i-cant-i-cant.html' title='But I Can&apos;t, I Can&apos;t, I Can&apos;t'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JJVLxGmS1TQ/SGxmPsIWWrI/AAAAAAAAEk8/ZQ0Vnq9eBeM/s72-c/Automatic420.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8396984821970487425</id><published>2008-06-27T13:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-27T14:03:15.224-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new daisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corndogs and bacon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corndogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nightphotography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>I Am Going to Blow Your Mind</title><content type='html'>Today, we had childrens over that my sister keeps so they could swim which naturally means that we partook of something very kiddish for lunch - corndogs.  I prepared my corndog with the usual mustard and being in snacking-mode, casually snagged a piece of leftover bacon my mother was using to prepare tonights supper.  I had the first bite of corndog in my mouth as I proceeded to chomp on said bacon.  "WOW!" was the only word I could come up with for this unlikely combination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I highly recommend that you try this once in your life, BUT if you, in any way, value your life and health, you won't make it a habit as you will feel your ateries hardening as you eat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2491593503/" title="Brian Jack Muck by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2088/2491593503_6686ac9c06_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="Brian Jack Muck" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2491593427/" title="Dirty South New Daisy Tiled Sign by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2153/2491593427_273fb9a5a7_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="Dirty South New Daisy Tiled Sign" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2492413218/" title="New Daisy Show's Over by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2198/2492413218_543ecc83d5_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="New Daisy Show's Over" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2492413300/" title="Daisy Nights by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3238/2492413300_b9004276e2_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="Daisy Nights" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few months ago, Jason asked me to do some photos of the New Daisy for his job.  There are supposed to be some flyers around town that feature some of these shots.  I am pretty pleased with how these and the flyer came out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8396984821970487425?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8396984821970487425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8396984821970487425' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8396984821970487425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8396984821970487425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-am-going-to-blow-your-mind.html' title='I Am Going to Blow Your Mind'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2088/2491593503_6686ac9c06_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-538962349787186857</id><published>2008-06-25T20:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T22:10:20.841-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complain complain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flickr'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ranting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flickr bad'/><title type='text'>baby hammock</title><content type='html'>Sometimes I forget that flickr is not the be-all, end-all of photo-sharing and photo-appreciation.  I say this because I got rejected from a group called Quality over Quantity.  Now, I didn't spend over $15,000 in other peoples money to not know what makes a good photograph which is to say that I know my stuff is good and moreso, that many of the photos in this group are not, in the least, above-mediocre images.  Although, I am not trying to say that there is no art like my art is art.  There are plenty of people who downright mop the floor with me in all areas aesthetic and technical.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, my first reaction is not happy, but like I mentioned, flickr, while being invaluable with the amount of technical information it contains, is not a fine-art-centered community no matter how moderated and pretentious their groups may be.  So, I now know how ridiculous it is to let that bother me.  That being said, &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/noesis/pool/"&gt;my group is awesome&lt;/a&gt;.  BTW, this is the photo that got turned down:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2454031557/" title="All's Quiet on the Front Lawn by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3116/2454031557_f673c25cf8.jpg" width="500" height="498" alt="All's Quiet on the Front Lawn" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rant Over.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-538962349787186857?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/538962349787186857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=538962349787186857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/538962349787186857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/538962349787186857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/baby-hammock.html' title='baby hammock'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3116/2454031557_f673c25cf8_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-908011738496978056</id><published>2008-06-18T14:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-19T13:27:32.940-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the happening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nectar and light'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Home movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='m. night movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Welcome to China, Janine!</title><content type='html'>One of the potential photo jobs I am awaiting is the photography that is the photographing of foods.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2453994941/" title="Havin Breakfast by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2453994941_fb76754267.jpg" width="500" height="499" alt="Havin Breakfast" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2454013255/" title="Ryu's Sushi - Quite Good by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2254/2454013255_e74d5dd9c0.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="Ryu's Sushi - Quite Good" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2518028758/" title="Coffee Decor by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2048/2518028758_5d7b700d20.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Coffee Decor" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That last one was inspired by &lt;a href="http://www.nectarandlight.typepad.com/"&gt;nectar and light&lt;/a&gt;.  She does some awesome polaroid-food-beverage photoing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I saw &lt;em&gt;The Happening &lt;/em&gt;this past weekend, and the more I think about it, the less impressed I am with it.  It was pretty good.  I understand what M. Night was doing with the 50's paranoia thing, but it just lacked something.  Though popular opinion is not necessarily favorable on his last two, I thought Lady in the Water and The Village were excellent.  There was something a lot less ballsy about this latest film, and it was probably his least cinematically pleasing film to date.  So, overall a bit on the disappointing side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need to buy the &lt;em&gt;Home Movies &lt;/em&gt;seasons.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-908011738496978056?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/908011738496978056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=908011738496978056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/908011738496978056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/908011738496978056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/welcome-to-china-janine.html' title='Welcome to China, Janine!'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2453994941_fb76754267_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-3882614078184022765</id><published>2008-06-17T21:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T21:13:44.120-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the reader'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='production'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='catching up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='productive'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my gift to you'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blah'/><title type='text'>1+2=McGuirk</title><content type='html'>For having such a productive night (developed two rolls and shot a few night scenes), I feel obligated to give you something that I've done (not today):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2449832581/" title="eChair by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2025/2449832581_b37d56b329.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="eChair" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2449832657/" title="Waiting Room One Fourth by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/2449832657_308de6af44.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Waiting Room One Fourth" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are dangerously close to being caught up, folks!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-3882614078184022765?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/3882614078184022765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=3882614078184022765' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3882614078184022765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3882614078184022765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/12mcguirk.html' title='1+2=McGuirk'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2025/2449832581_b37d56b329_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-847989053005517411</id><published>2008-06-17T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T11:47:44.104-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='metalocalypse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthdays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='films'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ebay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='buy me stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='precious film'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ploy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shameless-birthdaygift-begging'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;style&gt;div#main{overflow:visible;}&lt;/style&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: #d53000; text-align:center;vertical-align: middle;width:425px;z-index:500;overflow:visible"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display:block;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/embeded_header.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="30" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"/&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a25c392161eb6420116212e0b4801ed" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="id=8a25c392161eb6420116212e0b4801ed" allowFullScreen="true" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, selfish birthday plug.  Feel free to purchase one of these ebay film auctions to make me happy.  (from most desired to still really want it)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&amp;item=180254497354"&gt;Film lot 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&amp;item=160251616500"&gt;Film lot 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&amp;item=330244758796"&gt;Film lot 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&amp;item=180254497765"&gt;Film lot 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&amp;item=170229840665"&gt;Film lot 5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&amp;item=180254497457"&gt;Film lot 6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&amp;item=170229840692"&gt;Film lot 7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you choose to purchase any of these yet they fall out of your price range, I will be more than happy to accept any of these as a combined gift.  Anyway, enjoy the Metalocalypse clip courtesy of adultswim.com.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-847989053005517411?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/847989053005517411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=847989053005517411' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/847989053005517411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/847989053005517411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/divmainoverflowvisible-so-selfish.html' title=''/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-2984469668011361998</id><published>2008-06-13T11:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-19T13:21:02.473-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='broke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jobless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brokeh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boredom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='job'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unemployed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poor'/><title type='text'>Dragging Across the Tundra</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2430606649/" title="Nonchalantly Throwing Garter by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3142/2430606649_d7e02ba526.jpg" width="500" height="499" alt="Nonchalantly Throwing Garter" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I needs me some work.  Something parttime.  Unless you are in need of a photographer and are willing to give me moneys.  This is my &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/sets/72157604695521501/"&gt;most recent wedding&lt;/a&gt; and the rest of my &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/collections/72157605372960120/"&gt;portfolio&lt;/a&gt;.  Tired of being poor.  Tired of being bored, too.  And a moocher.  Patience is key, but a temporary crap job is overdue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2443260884/" title="Angel and Olivia by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/2443260884_8b6ce1cd99.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="Angel and Olivia" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will stop complaining now.  I hope that you otherwise enjoy the visuals that I bring you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-2984469668011361998?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/2984469668011361998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=2984469668011361998' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2984469668011361998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2984469668011361998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/dragging-across-tundra.html' title='Dragging Across the Tundra'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3142/2430606649_d7e02ba526_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5831961369322497977</id><published>2008-06-11T10:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-11T10:19:19.063-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='polaroids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good times'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='epiphany'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='polaroiding'/><title type='text'>Roid it Up</title><content type='html'>I have really been going through a quasi-miniepiphany lately.  I think I am finally doing things (photography, music, drawing, etc.)because I genuinely love and want to do them as opposed to escaping apathy.  It's a good feeling.  I actually drew and inked and lettered a comic last night and today.  I am not especially proud of it, but boy, is it a finished product!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As usual, irons in the fire, playing the waiting game, etc.  I actually got connected to a site called decidio.com.  Hopefully, I will get some jobs out of that.  I knew about the site for some time now but couldn't think of a good name.  I finally went for the on-the-spot approach.  Right now, I am Certain Words Photography.  It may change later.  Anyway, instant-film-shots-that-are-not-polaroid-because-polaroid-doesn't-make-instant-film-anymore, anyone?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2428380799/" title="Creepy Madison and the Oversized Legos by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2428380799_8682658e4b.jpg" width="500" height="386" alt="Creepy Madison and the Oversized Legos" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2428380583/" title="Angel of Death by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/2428380583_7990c41901.jpg" width="382" height="500" alt="Angel of Death" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2429192182/" title="Working at the Mall by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2338/2429192182_886eb37153.jpg" width="500" height="385" alt="Working at the Mall" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The latest All-Star Superman is so good that I don't want the next issue to come out for fear of the mini-series being over.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5831961369322497977?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5831961369322497977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5831961369322497977' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5831961369322497977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5831961369322497977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/roid-it-up.html' title='Roid it Up'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2428380799_8682658e4b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5600282830081991713</id><published>2008-06-04T21:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-04T21:41:45.235-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tumblr'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feeling creative'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weezer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='polaroiding'/><title type='text'>Meh</title><content type='html'>Today has been a pretty do-nothing day which I justify by saying that yesterday saw some progress. Mostly, I think I can make a legitimate go at photographing for a living. I just have to do the waiting game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have heard the first bit of the new Weezer album. I really, really dig it. Weezer is one of those bands that have never really returned to form over their three albums after their hiatus. That being said, I have always found something about these (&lt;em&gt;Green, Maladroit, Make Believe&lt;/em&gt;) that I liked. I can be almost pretentious about music at times, but I have always wanted to give Weezer the benefit of a doubt. So far, I think this album is quite unique which, to me, comes off awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't wait until Friday. I have been itching to record some stuff to help push along my creative process. I have a couple of songs in the works that, if I make myself record them, I will be more apt to complete. I have a &lt;a href="http://guytheorphan.tumblr.com/"&gt;tumblr&lt;/a&gt; site. It is more of a scatterbrained, nonsensical thing than how I tend to treat the blog, and also, I post a photo here and there that I didn't upload to flickr (outtakes if you will). It is because of &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/louobedlam/"&gt;this guy&lt;/a&gt; that I even know about tumblr. Mostly, I think he is overrated, but that probably directly correlates with the fact that I am probably jealous of his loyal following on flickr. Anyway, more me now:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2411324570/" title="Stuck in the Mirror With You by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2262/2411324570_07318b7ac1.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Stuck in the Mirror With You" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2399396029/" title="The Shadow Knows II by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2399396029_8abb4bf82a.jpg" width="381" height="500" alt="The Shadow Knows II" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2399396227/" title="The Shadow Knows III by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2399396227_a89c51a44e.jpg" width="500" height="386" alt="The Shadow Knows III" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those last two are Polaroid, by the way. I did a photoshoot this past week that was quite productive. I can't wait to get them back and stare at my awesomeness. Long enough entry for you?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5600282830081991713?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5600282830081991713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5600282830081991713' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5600282830081991713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5600282830081991713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/06/meh.html' title='Meh'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2262/2411324570_07318b7ac1_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-7235330874736895067</id><published>2008-05-30T11:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-30T11:55:14.990-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeffrey Combs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='god of war 2'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a fairly lame b-movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='playstation 2'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Abominable'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vidya games'/><title type='text'>Part Two, Part Two, Part Two, Part Two!!!</title><content type='html'>I remember what I was going to write about in the previous post.  I was going to complain about the movie &lt;em&gt;Abominable&lt;/em&gt;, but you know what, good for that writer/director guy.  He got to make a low-budget, mediocre (if that) horror movie with some really talented people (most notably the acting).  I become increasingly impressed with Jeffrey Combs' acting ability the more I see him no matter how small the role is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been playing &lt;em&gt;God of War 2&lt;/em&gt;, and it is driving me mad.  My sister and her bunch went on vacation, and them having a PS2, I decided to rent and beat this game.  The severe drawback is the complete absence of a memory card.  So three times this week I have just played from start until it is too late to keep playing.  Each time, I get a nice, meaty chunk of the game farther being able to breeze through the previously played bits.  We'll see if I make before tomorrow night.  As of now it is looking doubtful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of my more interesting pages from my first moleskin (I am only on my second):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2390946637/" title="1st moleskin layout2 by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2390946637_b5c32ae8b3.jpg" width="500" height="391" alt="1st moleskin layout2" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the shot that has successfully trumped &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2092695594/"&gt;this shot of April&lt;/a&gt; as far as popularity on flickr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2396234381/" title="Dad Holding Bigshot by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/2396234381_ffd5b7a0e6.jpg" width="499" height="500" alt="Dad Holding Bigshot" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-7235330874736895067?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/7235330874736895067/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=7235330874736895067' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7235330874736895067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7235330874736895067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/05/part-two-part-two-part-two-part-two.html' title='Part Two, Part Two, Part Two, Part Two!!!'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2390946637_b5c32ae8b3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-4689553011385784646</id><published>2008-05-28T09:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T17:35:42.834-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='huh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boo for summer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snow is better'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='summer'/><title type='text'>...</title><content type='html'>I thought I had something to write, but I am having trouble remembering.  This past Sunday there were an excessive amount of horror movies being shown throughout the basic cable spectrum.  It is too summery.  I am not a fan at all of summer.  Too, too hot.  The recent movies I have viewed:  &lt;em&gt;Chinatown&lt;/em&gt; (good and depressing), &lt;em&gt;Cape Fear &lt;/em&gt;(Scorsese version - extra creepy although I have not seen the original), &lt;em&gt;Abominable&lt;/em&gt; (so, so), &lt;em&gt;Dan In Real Life&lt;/em&gt; (enjoyed it thoroughly), and &lt;em&gt;The Diving Bell and the Butterfly&lt;/em&gt;(so, so good).  In honor of this most horrid of seasons, pictures...of snow!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2389397623/" title="Beautiful Rarity II by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2389397623_1cf26cbb4a_m.jpg" width="240" height="161" alt="Beautiful Rarity II" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2390245312/" title="The Shadow Knows by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2184/2390245312_c3faafcd78_m.jpg" width="240" height="161" alt="The Shadow Knows" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2389405169/" title="curls and swirls by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2389405169_b7b718b7bb.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="curls and swirls" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-4689553011385784646?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/4689553011385784646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=4689553011385784646' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4689553011385784646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4689553011385784646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post.html' title='...'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2389397623_1cf26cbb4a_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-65372891563148252</id><published>2008-05-21T21:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-21T23:49:27.704-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Quest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='arrgh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='henry thomas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frog dreaming'/><title type='text'>Arrrgh!</title><content type='html'>I have been going crazy over the past couple of hours trying to find this movie that I loved as a kid.  I remembered quite vividly the cover of this movie saying &lt;u&gt;The Quest&lt;/u&gt;, but the internet set out to make a liar out of me.  There was an 80's short movie called &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0v9CrmEpT8"&gt;Quest&lt;/a&gt; which is not the movie I saw as a kid, but it is based on a Ray Bradbury story.  Looking on endless 80's kid movie forums, not a single title remotely resembled the title and font that my eyes beheld in the Video Shop many years ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At this point, I am grasping at straws.  I think to myself, "The kid in this movie kind of looks like the kid from E.T."  So, I arrive on the imdb page of Henry Thomas and begin investigating his early works.  It's called &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091810/"&gt;The Quest&lt;/a&gt; not &lt;u&gt;Frog Dreaming&lt;/u&gt;, imdb!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2344209900/" title="Sippy Cups Are So Metal by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/2344209900_495bf65b2c_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Sippy Cups Are So Metal" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2341734068/" title="Brief Intermission by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2341734068_a5f8788b40_m.jpg" width="240" height="159" alt="Brief Intermission" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2343381141/" title="Vic Firth - For Your Ear Holes by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2343381141_7b9d0e56e3.jpg" width="500" height="331" alt="Vic Firth - For Your Ear Holes" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2348156165/" title="Bass Portrait by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2345/2348156165_802d1f2bf8_m.jpg" width="239" height="240" alt="Bass Portrait" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2348151421/" title="The Stand Off by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2348151421_aa5f40c21f_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="The Stand Off" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There needs to be much smaller gaps in these blogs o' mine.  I was almost caught up on picture posting, but then I did a wedding.  Someday, I might actually post a blog with photos I took that month.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-65372891563148252?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/65372891563148252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=65372891563148252' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/65372891563148252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/65372891563148252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/05/arrrgh.html' title='Arrrgh!'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/2344209900_495bf65b2c_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-805709522809504853</id><published>2008-04-11T07:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-11T07:54:26.506-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='french toast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ew'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smelly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='almond extract'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='not good smell'/><title type='text'>No Baboons in Mime</title><content type='html'>Yesterday,  I desired french toast.  I make it so infrequently that, every time I do, I look up instructions to ensure I don't leave anything crucial out.  The ingredient that I would have left out was vanilla.  So, I look in the cabinet and to my dismay, no vanilla.  Ah, but there was almond extract.  After I mulled it over, I said, "The heck with it," and just went for it.  Now, this story doesn't end with the moral warning, "Don't use almond extract in your french toast."  No, the point where the story goes awry is not in the taste but smell of said flavoring accessory.  It has been said that the aroma of certain hard liquors will knock you over.  I implore you:  almond extract is not too be taken lightly either, and I am somewhat sure that the stuff will not get you drunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2230025490/" title="Attempting Dryness by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2230025490_42d735933b_m.jpg" width="240" height="158" alt="Attempting Dryness" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2229239789/" title="Razorblades and Blue by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2046/2229239789_f6773a456a_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Razorblades and Blue" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2229237435/" title="Music and Drinks at Mos by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2118/2229237435_d51d098320.jpg" width="500" height="328" alt="Music and Drinks at Mos" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2240154700/" title="Expect a Spectre by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2175/2240154700_5d7254c087_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Expect a Spectre" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2240147500/" title="Spun Right Round by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2152/2240147500_569f952eea_m.jpg" width="240" height="161" alt="Spun Right Round" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2240145832/" title="Where Does the Blood Go by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2213/2240145832_779380d550.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Where Does the Blood Go" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My brother went to England this week to see his son, and in honor of this, I watched two Eddie Izzard DVD's back to back (&lt;em&gt;Unrepeated &lt;/em&gt;and &lt;em&gt;Glorious&lt;/em&gt;).  Too bad I am always poor.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-805709522809504853?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/805709522809504853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=805709522809504853' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/805709522809504853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/805709522809504853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/04/no-baboons-in-mime.html' title='No Baboons in Mime'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2230025490_42d735933b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-2904489088756151806</id><published>2008-03-19T08:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T07:02:59.755-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Manatee Has Become the Minto</title><content type='html'>My photography over the past year has been productive, but by the same token, I am not sure that I have invested myself into it enough or managed to create something that is as satisfying to my emotions and ideals as it is to my taste for the technical aspect of it.  Part of why I even started picking photography back up was to help figure that first part out (emotions/ideals).  I need to buckle down and really think about what I want to say.  I would prefer to not pay tuition to make someone encourage me to do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a somewhat related note, I have my first real, official, I-dont-know-these-people wedding to shoot in a couple of weeks.  I certainly cannot wait to have some monetary validation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, this blog that I have.  While I would hope anyone who drops by cares about what I say, it would please me much more greatly to have the reason for your reoccurrence to this page be for my photography than my overly wordy...words.  Without further ado(doo), I will keep typing, prolonging, overhyping aaaaaand...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2213650620/" title="Goofing in Black and White by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/2213650620_f7e4014372.jpg" width="498" height="500" alt="Goofing in Black and White" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope you like it.  My dad, who does a bang up job making color look delightfully dreary, accomplishes the exact opposite by making black and white look so cheerful.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-2904489088756151806?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/2904489088756151806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=2904489088756151806' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2904489088756151806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2904489088756151806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/03/manatee-has-become-minto.html' title='The Manatee Has Become the Minto'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/2213650620_f7e4014372_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-876749089427450902</id><published>2008-03-12T07:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-17T19:37:33.945-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shut up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='action films'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unemployed'/><title type='text'>It's Just Like Diamonds...</title><content type='html'>Still jobless.  I did, however, get some film back today.  Also, I'll be developing 3 rolls myself in the coming week.  So, I have still been productive.  Read a bunch of comics and watched a few movies.  &lt;em&gt;Wanted&lt;/em&gt; (the comic) is just flatout awesome which is much more than I can say for the movie trailer.  I mean, I could see someone not having read the comic think it looked kind of cool, but in relation to the comic itself, it looks tame.  The Alan Moore run on &lt;em&gt;Supreme&lt;/em&gt; is another fantastic read.  It is a shame that it didn't get to officially end story-wise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I saw &lt;em&gt;Funny Games &lt;/em&gt;this past weekend.  It was so disturbingly, terrifyingly brilliant.  I wish the guy who made that movie was making &lt;em&gt;Wanted&lt;/em&gt;.  I won't say that it was the most disturbing movie I have ever seen, but it is still uncomfortably wrong for a mainstream audience.  Some other movies that were a pleasure to see - &lt;em&gt;Thank You For Smoking&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;Hi Mom!&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;The Ten&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;Hot Rod&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;Deer Hunter&lt;/em&gt; (so depressing), &lt;em&gt;The Mission&lt;/em&gt; (incredible music), &lt;em&gt;The King of Kong&lt;/em&gt; (watch it now!), &lt;em&gt;The Shape of Things&lt;/em&gt; (still conflicted on that one), and &lt;em&gt;Living In Oblivion&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got a frickin' lot to catch up on the photographs:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2206053834/" title="Trailer Emptiness by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2205/2206053834_464d2f8a65_m.jpg" width="240" height="159" alt="Trailer Emptiness" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2206055908/" title="Nobody Working by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2160/2206055908_18bdac37e9_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Nobody Working" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2209942621/" title="In the Breakroom by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2359/2209942621_b5d0f4b429.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="In the Breakroom" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2210742302/" title="New Years Eve Backyard Lightshow 4 by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2001/2210742302_af8cec6d64_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="New Years Eve Backyard Lightshow 4" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2209963575/" title="New Years Eve Backyard Lightshow 2 by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2184/2209963575_094cb0b424_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="New Years Eve Backyard Lightshow 2" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-876749089427450902?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/876749089427450902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=876749089427450902' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/876749089427450902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/876749089427450902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/03/its-just-like-diamonds.html' title='It&apos;s Just Like Diamonds...'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2205/2206053834_464d2f8a65_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-940480397085251016</id><published>2008-02-15T08:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T08:42:47.311-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='europe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vienna'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cameras'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unemployed'/><title type='text'>Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion</title><content type='html'>Either I am working hard and too exhausted to blog, or I am enjoying lazyness and so used to not-blogging that I just don't do it. I suppose blogging can be an art, and if it is, it would explain why my inspiration to do it happens whenever I am completely unable to get the ideas out. Never have a pen when I really want to draw - never have my camera when I see the "perfect shot" - never near my computer when I have something semi-interesting to write about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of my best friends, Ryan, is in town for the week. He is my personal motivational speaker so this should be fun. Eventually, I will venture to his woods to visit (although, I must confess, it is with an ulterior motive - I want to go to Europe!). He lives in Vienna at the moment. Anyway, nothing really clever in mind to say today (because you know I ALWAYS say something clever).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Not Quite A Crossroads (mamiya ver) by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2184345664/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Not Quite A Crossroads (mamiya ver)" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2359/2184345664_060b37aa02.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Mamiya Holding by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2196045828/"&gt;&lt;img height="158" alt="Mamiya Holding" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2170/2196045828_aa573602d7_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Be Still, Child by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2195262977/"&gt;&lt;img height="159" alt="Be Still, Child" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/2195262977_85cfdb323b_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Incandescent Deer Grazing In My Front Yard by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2196053604/"&gt;&lt;img height="159" alt="Incandescent Deer Grazing In My Front Yard" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2196053604_aef578e5f5_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="50mm by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2197907553/"&gt;&lt;img height="159" alt="50mm" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2065/2197907553_e8a4b77194_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, there is much more to catch up with blog-wise.  although, I am not currently taking photos as ferverently because I am awaiting the return of the lens which goes to my square-shooting camera.  I am finally getting it cleaned.  Poop.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-940480397085251016?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/940480397085251016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=940480397085251016' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/940480397085251016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/940480397085251016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/02/spontaneous-dental-hydroplosion.html' title='Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2359/2184345664_060b37aa02_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-7401278383613460663</id><published>2008-01-13T21:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-13T21:42:51.802-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='working hard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pentacon six'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cinema'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kowa six'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no country for old men'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='do the right thing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smoke'/><title type='text'>Too Long</title><content type='html'>Since I have posted.  I have a new job loading trucks which demands a lot of my time and energy.  This, in turn, has left me with little energy left over to think of things to type and form sentences and whatnot.  I have restarted my darkroom and now have 5 rolls of film under my belt.  I love processing my own pictures.  This weekend I saw a slew of movies - No Country For Old Men (a-freaking-mazing-ingly-azing), Do the Right Thing (which I rather enjoyed), and Smoke (all the while I thought it was a Jim Jarmusch film and this is not the case - still very good, though).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am faced with a big decision this week.  In my mind, I have my paycheck spent on a new camera/other photo-related things, but I am torn on what to get.  Not that the majority of readers even know or care, but the choice is between a Kowa Six and a Pentacon Six.  I will eventually get both.  The results I have seen from either camera have both been very pleasing.  I guess, we'll see:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2151783779/" title="Bobbing Head In the Open Sea by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/2151783779_84046bbff5.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Bobbing Head In the Open Sea" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2155316680/" title="Who Will Win by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/2155316680_0467c04042.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Who Will Win" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2169587849/" title="Too Quiet On The Yard Of Machines by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2304/2169587849_d6cb1f4915.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Too Quiet On The Yard Of Machines" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2169588105/" title="Open by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2382/2169588105_31671c86e9.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Open" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-7401278383613460663?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/7401278383613460663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=7401278383613460663' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7401278383613460663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7401278383613460663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2008/01/too-long.html' title='Too Long'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/2151783779_84046bbff5_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-3847408390292762491</id><published>2007-12-30T16:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-30T17:36:29.253-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Green Pepper Jelly</title><content type='html'>is what I saw when I opened the refridgerator yesterday.  Even now knowing this jelly's intended purpose, it still is a disgusting first impression because, normally, when you think "jelly," one's mind tends to go to fruity tastes and their combination with peanut butter and one's choice of bread.  My imagination instantly came up with a potential taste for this new jelly on said sandwich.  I am sure you, by this point, have done the same and have decided that this would be disasterous.  I don't doubt that it would taste good given the proper habitat(i.e. fancy hors d'oeuvres), but initially, horrific at best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seems like I had many more food-related thoughts as I ate much more than my share of it over the Christmas holiday (two huge meals, two days in a row).  Unrelated, but has anyone noticed a rise in news anchors as well as celebrities-endorsing-something making it completely obvious that they are reading a teleprompter?  I can't tell if it has always been that bad, and I didn't notice it or if people are getting lazy.  I mean, we are talking network, nightly news - not the local news.  With a commercial, it's not as important because it is a one-shot deal, probably a couple hours work, but with news anchors, their job is basically to read a teleprompter and look good at it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;blah, blah.  I got a new job.  It is okay.  It is better moneys with a wealth of hours available.  I like it better than washing windows.  More funds for the business, I guess:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2144464191/" title="Sonny With a Synth by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2060/2144464191_2edb0609e3.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Sonny With a Synth" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2145260316/" title="Madison Being Good by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2145260316_2a2133f86a.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Madison Being Good" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2144472575/" title="From Jason's Birthday Dinner by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2227/2144472575_3803c9be90.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="From Jason's Birthday Dinner" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As it relates to the previous post, I am still feeling pretty awesome about the world and life and all that crap.  So, the ambiguity continues.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-3847408390292762491?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/3847408390292762491/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=3847408390292762491' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3847408390292762491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3847408390292762491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/green-pepper-jelly.html' title='Green Pepper Jelly'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2060/2144464191_2edb0609e3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-2639098639643634698</id><published>2007-12-22T16:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-22T17:53:55.498-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Vagueness Alert!</title><content type='html'>I feel as though I can acheive the impossible right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2127967438/" title="Jason by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2127967438_14349388f0.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Jason" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-2639098639643634698?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/2639098639643634698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=2639098639643634698' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2639098639643634698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/2639098639643634698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/vagueness-alert.html' title='Vagueness Alert!'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2127967438_14349388f0_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8230498067752945269</id><published>2007-12-22T02:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-22T03:33:35.603-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brittany murphy meets popeye'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='popeye'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthdays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute waitress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chatty cathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maggie and James'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hard rock cafe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tara&apos;s birthday'/><title type='text'>When I Watch You...</title><content type='html'>Tara had a birthday get-together tonight at the Young Avenue Deli.  At first, it looked to be the norm for a social gathering of 5 or more people.  Even when it's around people I know very well, I tend to say hardly anything both for lack of trying and for lack of inclusion (I'm not really THAT shy).  But this did not remain the case as I conversed at great length with Maggie and James.  This happened the last time I saw these two which was a good while now - about a year.  If that wasn't enough, Edward's girlfriend, Lynn, coincidentally showed up, and we also talked for a bit.  This is to say I was having quite a pleasant time with no disrespect meant towards the actual "party" (they were having plenty of fun and alcohol without me).  I am capable of chitchatting with the best of them, but I suppose it's much easier to relate to/talk to fellow artists/musicians.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the night turned into morning, I went to play a Mike Dees show at the Hard Rock Cafe downtown.  It was pretty cool.  I was very smitten with a waitress there who looked like a Brittany Murphy auditioning for the role of Popeye complete with forearm anchor tattoo.  Usually, I am immune to short, blonde hair and bubbly, waitress-like personality, but this morning there was no such luck.  This infatuation isn't terminal, but I thought it was worth mentioning given her very distinct appearance if nothing else.  Anyway, after the hoard of Egypt Central groupies left, 15 minutes of real pop, real rock ensued.  Now, the employees of the Hard Rock Cafe know what it's like to have "For the Birds" super-glued to their brain.  So, all in all, I rather enjoyed myself tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Schnikt!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2121153370/" title="Wolvie Backside by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2051/2121153370_dc544d2a17.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Wolvie Backside" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Colorless Christmas lights in the front yard:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2120381635/" title="Front Yard Lights by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/2120381635_427129665b.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Front Yard Lights" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chipmunk.&lt;br /&gt;Chipskunk.&lt;br /&gt;I am debating answering every call I receive with "What's up, crack whore?"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8230498067752945269?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8230498067752945269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8230498067752945269' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8230498067752945269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8230498067752945269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/tara-had-birthday-gettogether-tonight.html' title='When I Watch You...'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2051/2121153370_dc544d2a17_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-6179765477447467168</id><published>2007-12-19T18:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T19:14:22.996-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>If you have seen Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, then you may be familiar with the scene where Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate) gets pushed into the bear pit at the zoo, and she sees the bears and wanting to not wake them, lets out a near-silent "Heeelp!" This is quite similar to the reaction I had when my mother dragged me to Southern Traditions, a store in Olive Branch, about a week ago. Thomas Kincaid, porcelain angels, naked-men-who-I-assume-were-supposed-to-be-Indians-riding-horseback-holding-guns bronze statuettes - these are the things that prompted my inaudible "Heeelp!" that day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one set of porcelain nicnacks that actually had a somewhat unique style was the one thing in the store that freaked my mom out. They were faceless people and angels thus relying soley on body language to convey meaning/emotion. I found this humorous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, yeah. If you are not happy with your store-full-of-crap and you want some of that faux-small town flair, then mosey on down to the O.B. They are sure to have something overpriced for you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Bokeh Stuff by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2111130653/"&gt;&lt;img height="159" alt="Bokeh Stuff" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2137/2111130653_84de538580_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Auitumn and Wasting Time by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2111907554/"&gt;&lt;img height="159" alt="Auitumn and Wasting Time" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/2111907554_7b7f01c9e7_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Bucket of Pecans by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2111911594/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Bucket of Pecans" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2073/2111911594_04fd5e5e5f.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Shelling Pecans by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2111134233/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Shelling Pecans" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2013/2111134233_ff4d338dec_m.jpg" width="159" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2111125601/" title="Just Ruined by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2407/2111125601_849f2b0814_m.jpg" width="159" height="240" alt="Just Ruined" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1895196489/" title="Angel Playing Flute To No One (Yashica version) by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2327/1895196489_224237d46f_m.jpg" width="159" height="240" alt="Angel Playing Flute To No One (Yashica version)" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-6179765477447467168?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/6179765477447467168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=6179765477447467168' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6179765477447467168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6179765477447467168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/if-you-have-seen-anchorman-legend-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2137/2111130653_84de538580_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-1841829947057909186</id><published>2007-12-13T19:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-15T22:50:25.124-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i am legend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the dark knight trailer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Joker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='upping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shutting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cows'/><title type='text'>I Beg Your Pudding</title><content type='html'>Just saw &lt;em&gt;I Am Legend&lt;/em&gt; tonight. It was pretty good. Kind of a &lt;em&gt;28 Days Later&lt;/em&gt; meets &lt;em&gt;Castaway&lt;/em&gt;. Monsters-formerly-humans chasing hero plus one guy all by himself going a little loopy (that's not an implication of a twist, I assure you). It wasn't bad, but something about it was...bland.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the reason I paid my $6.50 (would have gladly paid the $8.50) was for &lt;em&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/em&gt; trailer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holy Ca-cow!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It looks frickin' amazing. There were things I didn't like about &lt;em&gt;Batman Begins&lt;/em&gt;, but all in all, I still enjoyed it. This new one looks to be much more Nolan-esqe. Heath Ledger was not my first choice for The Joker (Tim Roth was always in my head to play a new Joker), but I am certain anyone who sees the trailer will be won over. The laugh alone will convince you. I am officially, overwhelmingly excited about this movie. Which is a whoooole lot more than I can say about the twenty or so new "epic" movies that I saw previews for before &lt;em&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/em&gt; one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recent pictures:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Take Any Chance by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2092695594/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Take Any Chance" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2020/2092695594_c32db770d4.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Do You Wonder What Went Right? by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2092693688/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Do You Wonder What Went Right?" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2032/2092693688_1b20fce4b0.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Other Times You Need To Go Crazier by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2091911179/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Other Times You Need To Go Crazier" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2037/2091911179_681189174a.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-1841829947057909186?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/1841829947057909186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=1841829947057909186' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1841829947057909186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1841829947057909186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/i-beg-your-pudding.html' title='I Beg Your Pudding'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2020/2092695594_c32db770d4_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-3957192511742347614</id><published>2007-12-12T09:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-12T09:58:10.227-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gargle, gargle, gargle</title><content type='html'>&lt;style&gt;div#main{overflow:visible;}&lt;/style&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: #d53000; text-align:center;vertical-align: middle;width:425px;z-index:500;overflow:visible"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display:block;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/embeded_header.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="30" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"/&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a25c39215224fdf0115249d0378012b" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="id=8a25c39215224fdf0115249d0378012b" allowFullScreen="true" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I enjoy me some Robot Chicken, and I really can't get enough of this snippet.  Yesterday was boring and uninspiring.  I hope today is much better.  I am off work again because of the scattered showers (that's my excuse anyway).  I really need a new job.  Washing windows isn't really bad, but it certainly doesn't pay well (especially part time).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that my complaining is over (I could go on and on, though not nearly as much as Michael), the reason I started this blasted blogginess:  photography-time!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2086315197/" title="Jacob Exiting by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2043/2086315197_578f44358d.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Jacob Exiting" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2086312205/" title="Little Lighting Expert by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2249/2086312205_b4b501723d.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Little Lighting Expert" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2086308985/" title="Eleisha Eagle and Friends by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/2086308985_918dd20cca.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Eleisha Eagle and Friends" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2087090510/" title="Mr Bassist Doing His Thing by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/2087090510_1172529e5c.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Mr Bassist Doing His Thing" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, so close to being caught up.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-3957192511742347614?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/3957192511742347614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=3957192511742347614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3957192511742347614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3957192511742347614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/gargle-gargle-gargle.html' title='Gargle, gargle, gargle'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2043/2086315197_578f44358d_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-3271318111597387231</id><published>2007-12-04T08:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T09:44:31.855-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hahaha.  Show Me What You Got.</title><content type='html'>I had a pit-of-my-stomach sickness earlier this morning.  The kind of thoughts depressing enough to make me feel like I might throw up.  As much as it pains me to give her this much credit, such thoughts involved my ex-wife and how things ended.  It hurts me to think of how she and I both were such cowards.  Her, for giving up, bailing out, abandoning something that is supposed to be permanent (even in this fickle, divorce-ridden day in age) and for childish reasons (i.e. she wanted to go be a child - live free and bone someone else she fancied).  Me, for letting her go with little fight to no fight at all.  As desperate a situation as I found myself, I did nothing.  She said the word, and I gave a resounding, "So be it."  It could be that my apathy had already set in because I knew it was coming.  But this isn't an attempt to analyse (I spent several months of this past year doing more than enough of that).  These are just thoughts that, thankfully, I don't have that often anymore, but nonetheless plagued my mind.  I guess, even now, as much as I have learned what it is to positively and truly hate another human being and as progressive as my life has been going lately, part of me still wishes things had gone differently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, yeah, kind of a drag blog today, but I make no excuses, but I will make it up to you.  Nothing but smiley photos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2082279182/" title="German Ladies by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/2082279182_d941dc5beb.jpg" width="500" height="325" alt="German Ladies" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2081482597/" title="Disco Ronny by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2135/2081482597_06ecbe9b3e.jpg" width="500" height="325" alt="Disco Ronny" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2081485839/" title="Joey and Amy by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2342/2081485839_4f238c7f60.jpg" width="500" height="325" alt="Joey and Amy" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since I wrote this entry (I transferred it from my moleskin where I composed it), I feel much better.  I don't know if God likes Public Enemy, but as soon as I finished writing, "Who Stole the Soul?" came on my playlist on my phone which made me feel rather awesome.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-3271318111597387231?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/3271318111597387231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=3271318111597387231' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3271318111597387231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3271318111597387231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/hahaha-show-me-what-you-got.html' title='Hahaha.  Show Me What You Got.'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/2082279182_d941dc5beb_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-4045498346930767318</id><published>2007-12-02T19:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-02T21:13:03.097-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hard-boiled'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happenstance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='french movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apricot jelly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apricots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='john woo film'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>So, I had three photo shoots this weekend. Trying to get that portfolio ready to go. I can't wait to get everything back. I just finished &lt;em&gt;Tinman&lt;/em&gt;, the SciFi &lt;em&gt;Wizard of Oz&lt;/em&gt; revamp. It is pretty cool so far. &lt;em&gt;Happenstance&lt;/em&gt; is a french movie starring the lovely Audrey Tautou and freaking rocked my world. I also saw &lt;em&gt;HardBoiled&lt;/em&gt; for the first time. Wow. Undeniably one of the best action movies ever, but now, my mission is to see &lt;em&gt;The Killer&lt;/em&gt; which, to those I've talked to (and respect their opinion), they say is even better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Syrup and the Moon by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2077865221/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Syrup and the Moon" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/2077865221_20b377418f_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Moon and Two Stars by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2078649400/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Moon and Two Stars" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/2078649400_5387f69980_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Just Call Me Wolvierine by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2078646356/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Just Call Me Wolvierine" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2219/2078646356_a288bcccdc_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Grace of God by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2077862849/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Grace of God" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2002/2077862849_effec76c47_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="MC Chris by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2072149455/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="MC Chris" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2087/2072149455_e5b8e37ce3_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Ronny and Sonny by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2072147085/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Ronny and Sonny" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2204/2072147085_862014b821_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Trees In Motion by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2072145939/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Trees In Motion" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2293/2072145939_84afbfb26e_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Madison Thanksgiving by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2072151621/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Madison Thanksgiving" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/2072151621_fc71556578_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think apricot-flavored things (jelly being the item that prompted this line of thinking) are very underrated. I don't know if many people like apricots or even have tried them. They certainly don't seem to be anyone I know's first choice. But my point is that apricots are delicious. So, um, eat them. Eat the jelly that is the kind made with and from said fruit. That is all.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-4045498346930767318?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/4045498346930767318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=4045498346930767318' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4045498346930767318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4045498346930767318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/12/so-i-had-three-photo-shoots-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/2077865221_20b377418f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8952135622918545297</id><published>2007-11-29T17:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-29T21:57:51.601-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog soldiers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bread'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><title type='text'>Wheat Bread</title><content type='html'>I guess my taste buds have changed because I prefer it over white.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bought &lt;em&gt;All-Star Superman&lt;/em&gt;. I also bought a comic called &lt;em&gt;Living With the Dead&lt;/em&gt;, a decision that was based soley on the art (which kind of reminds me of Clerks-era Phil Hester). After reading it, I don't really regret it, but it is not really written well at all. You win some. Lose some.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dog Soldiers&lt;/em&gt;, a film by Neil Marshall (&lt;em&gt;Descent&lt;/em&gt;), is most awesome. He really is a master of tense are-they-gonna-make-it? moments. I saw on IMDB that he is working on a film called &lt;em&gt;Doomsday&lt;/em&gt; so I need to remember to be on the lookout for that one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Into the Clear" by Andrew W. K. is a minute and a half of pure hope.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Voila:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Self Portrait With Land by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2054451638/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Self Portrait With Land" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/2054451638_e80a98ecde_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Tail Light by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2054453204/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Tail Light" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2419/2054453204_5c7b317f23_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Getting Nagged by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2054446088/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Getting Nagged" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/2054446088_27e64a34f1_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Mom In Red by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2054448210/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" alt="Mom In Red" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2248/2054448210_c2bab1920c_m.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Almost up to date, folks.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8952135622918545297?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8952135622918545297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8952135622918545297' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8952135622918545297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8952135622918545297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/11/wheat-bread.html' title='Wheat Bread'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/2054451638_e80a98ecde_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-447924937733905906</id><published>2007-11-27T10:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-27T10:38:06.025-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death note'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dethalbum'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black and white'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deadly death death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anime'/><title type='text'>Your Life Was Ended By Murmaids</title><content type='html'>So, just trying to catch up a little here.  The Dethalbum:  awesome!  Death Note:  The first anime in a good long while that has peaked my interest and sunk its claws in and won't let go.  I am hooked.  I am finally getting around to shooting the roll of Kodachrome that I bought a month ago.  I don't know whether to really make this roll something special or to shoot like normal and expect the results to be the something special.  I'm leaning towards the latter because I certainly don't want to force it.  Anyway, blah, blah, black and white, blah, blah:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2050165895/" title="Karaokee Night by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2178/2050165895_23bc495bae.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Karaokee Night" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2050158793/" title="Slightly Bored by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2255/2050158793_de3baef51c.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Slightly Bored" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2050172449/" title="Angel Playing Flute to No One (Nettar Version) by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2261/2050172449_000c0c33d9.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Angel Playing Flute to No One (Nettar Version)" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2050156321/" title="Tilt shift failure No3 by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2358/2050156321_9db5dd7394.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Tilt shift failure No3" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-447924937733905906?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/447924937733905906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=447924937733905906' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/447924937733905906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/447924937733905906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/11/your-life-was-ended-by-murmaids.html' title='Your Life Was Ended By Murmaids'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2178/2050165895_23bc495bae_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-6474963967510067314</id><published>2007-11-24T19:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-24T20:15:34.881-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='triptych'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='audrey tautou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='french movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feeling creative'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Audrey Tautou's Smile Can Change The World</title><content type='html'>Even when she's playing a totally obsessed psycho. &lt;em&gt;He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not&lt;/em&gt; is such a film that fits that bill and quite well done might I add. Not life changing but a really good watch. I have been doing some composing today that will hopefully fit into my semi-concept that I am working on. That and watching movies. Here's my a triptych I put together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Wrecked Car Triptych by guytheorphan, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/2046061564/"&gt;&lt;img height="165" alt="Wrecked Car Triptych" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2046061564_9be1beac6c.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I rather like it. I kind of considered doing black bars. I probably wouldn't have out of pure laziness if not for the additional input on the part of chrishaley. If you choose, you can &lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2046061564_2eed2c22be_o.jpg"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;, and see this REAL big. If I were remotely html-inclined, I would make the images slightly bigger on here, but I'm just glad I have the current sizes not cut off.  So, that is Jason's car that was less than 2 months old before it became totaled (much suckage).  Fortunately, he escaped unharmed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-6474963967510067314?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/6474963967510067314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=6474963967510067314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6474963967510067314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6474963967510067314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/11/audrey-tautous-smile-can-change-world.html' title='Audrey Tautou&apos;s Smile Can Change The World'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2046061564_9be1beac6c_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-6245406077651562228</id><published>2007-11-23T13:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-23T14:17:13.195-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Where There's Gold...</title><content type='html'>So, wow...haven't updated in a good while.  Many things happened some of which I'm sure that I forget.  MC Chris show (awesome!).  Thanksgiving (much food goodness).  Acquired the Dethalbum deluxe edition (\m/!!).  Saw/rewatched plenty of good movies:  Re-Animator (1st time), Knocked Up, Magnolia to name a few.  Of course, I've taken plenty of photographs:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1896092416/" title="Howard's Donuts WM by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/1896092416_bfffdfbde5.jpg" width="500" height="328" alt="Howard's Donuts WM" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1993231853/" title="The Plant Guarding The Back Porch by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/1993231853_048adace76.jpg" width="500" height="329" alt="The Plant Guarding The Back Porch" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1993286729/" title="Mrs. Chris' Living Room by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2365/1993286729_8581f8b9ac.jpg" width="500" height="327" alt="Mrs. Chris' Living Room" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1994067236/" title="The Eats by guytheorphan, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2088/1994067236_4500cb483c.jpg" width="500" height="330" alt="The Eats" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is plenty more where this came from.  I just want to not post too much.  I will make a point to update much more frequently.  It is weird because I have had inspiration to write blog entries, but I just never got around to doing them.  Ah, well.  Shut up.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-6245406077651562228?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/6245406077651562228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=6245406077651562228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6245406077651562228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6245406077651562228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/11/where-theres-gold.html' title='Where There&apos;s Gold...'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/1896092416_bfffdfbde5_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-150320127084652590</id><published>2007-11-05T19:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-05T20:30:19.228-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Break Me Off a Piece of That Applesauce</title><content type='html'>So, I officially reclaimed Regina Spektor today. One of many in a long line of shared or (in this case) mutually appreciated artists/bands that holds some connection with the ex-ball and chain. By the mere quoting of Ms. Spektor's lyrics, I was, for a while, deeply offended - as if to say that my ex doesn't deserve those lyrics. Though my feelings on the matter are steadfast, I can say with pride that Begin to Hope has finally re-entered the fold of the music library...of my heart (aww). I listened to the album four and a half times today, and it was enjoyable every time. Now, if only the same can happen for Children of Bodom and Dir En Grey, I will be all set:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1858647857/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Still Fixing" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/1858647857_7417749b38.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1858682533/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Madison and Dad" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2004/1858682533_594961d2f6.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1858665029/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Rocking In The Chair" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2309/1858665029_75fde504be.jpg" width="332" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1858573349/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Putt-Putt, Mooby's, and More of Michael's Beard" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2200/1858573349_71877f09a4.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's all (my brain can throw up) for now.  Got a roll back today so I'll be posting again soon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-150320127084652590?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/150320127084652590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=150320127084652590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/150320127084652590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/150320127084652590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/11/break-me-off-piece-of-that-applesauce.html' title='Break Me Off a Piece of That Applesauce'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/1858647857_7417749b38_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5272349217827532582</id><published>2007-10-29T21:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T19:52:42.602-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ben Harper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeffrey Combs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shut'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trees/moon/houses/night/stars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Graves'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disappointing show'/><title type='text'>The Eyes Are The Groin Of The Head</title><content type='html'>I was going to go into detail about the Ben Harper show and how not amazing it was, but I kind of lost steam. I love Ben Harper (although I have barely heard the new record), but the show was very lack-luster. By saying this, I am even factoring out the fact that he played "Use Me" which, let's face it, is a song that is covered by probably 90% of the local cover bands and the last thing I want to hear any band play ever. Even with that out of the picture, it still didn't have the bite that I remember when I saw him the first time. To say nothing of the fact that the Orpheum is a terrible place to see a rock show. It is pretty, but when you can hear the conversation (MUCH conversation) of the people around you more plainly than you can hear the band, this is not a good sign.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am not saying that there weren't moments of brilliance because there were. In midshow, he played a long instrumental which was beautiful, but even more than that, the crowd actually shut up for a few minutes. All I can say is that I am glad it was free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There. Aren't you glad I condensed this down to a small paragraph (and a half)? Had I been overly motivated, it would have been much longer, and a much bigger waste of everyone's time. Anyway, in case you people haven't noticed, I have added &lt;a href="http://www.jeffreycombs.com/main/"&gt;The Official Website of Jeffrey Combs&lt;/a&gt; to my links to the right. You will probably soon see this picture on there:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1809859054/"&gt;&lt;img height="492" alt="Jeffrey Combs" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2345/1809859054_6140df126f.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wrote a some words a couple of posts down about my time in Little Rock and getting to meet, not only Jeff Combs, but this guy:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1809008977/"&gt;&lt;img height="492" alt="Michael Graves" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/1809008977_965f7713a5.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to top it all off, I found out that the Norse god of thunder is taken:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1809004721/"&gt;&lt;img height="492" alt="Thor and His Lady" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/1809004721_a71c275d62.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, ladies. Well, I suppose that will be all for the time being. Hopefully, I'll be getting to use my plastic Big Shot camera soon. Oh, and pretty, pretty trees/moon/houses/night/stars picture pretty, pretty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1809021373/"&gt;&lt;img height="492" alt="Down The Street" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2067/1809021373_c3dcbbd37c.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5272349217827532582?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5272349217827532582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5272349217827532582' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5272349217827532582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5272349217827532582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/eyes-are-groin-of-head.html' title='The Eyes Are The Groin Of The Head'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2345/1809859054_6140df126f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5148653604776736996</id><published>2007-10-28T21:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T22:05:00.248-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fuji800'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>Unrelated</title><content type='html'>New pictures that I love that have nothing to do with my latest batch of words:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1796853382/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2095/1796853382_5d3b63eff3.jpg" width="332" height="500" alt="Heroic Fixing Of The Fan" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1796863582/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2120/1796863582_20548bab3e.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Freak Out" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1796870302/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2379/1796870302_6eaa58365c.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Peepaw and Madison" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1795616469/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/1795616469_37f9b1a0a6.jpg" width="327" height="500" alt="Life Goes On" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All but the last are the Fuji film I was raving about.  Man, I love it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5148653604776736996?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5148653604776736996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5148653604776736996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5148653604776736996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5148653604776736996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/unrelated.html' title='Unrelated'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2095/1796853382_5d3b63eff3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-4771361152950615963</id><published>2007-10-28T19:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-28T21:38:33.741-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bbq'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesomeness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeffrey Combs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Full Moon Horror Con'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the weekend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Graves'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Horror Con'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pizza'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Unholy Crap!</title><content type='html'>This past weekend has been AMAZING! I just got back today, and even apart from the Full Moon Horror Con, the trip was a much needed, thoroughly enjoyed time away. There was great company: Mike; Mike's brother Steve and girlfriend, Sally; and Mike's buddy, Ron and wife, Kim. They were a blast. Guitar Hero, bad horror movies, Trivial Pursuit (80's edition), and great food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First night - DamnGood Pizza (the name says it all)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second night - Whole Hog BBQ (6 sauces to choose from and potato salad that will change your life)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And last, but obviously not least, the Con.  We did go there to play a show, and our show was what it was supposed to be:  background music.  Not bad.  Not incredible.  Completely worth the drive.  I didn't get as much time as I would have liked to have a total geek out (or more appropriately, I wish I had more time to work up the courage to have a total geek out and talk to everyone).  I did, however, get to talk to two people who I couldn't have left without talking to and getting their picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Michael Graves and Jeffrey Combs, on top of being awesome at what they do (and as far as I know, have no connection with each other), are very, very cool guys.  Both completely approachable.  With respect to Mr. Graves and Mr. Combs, I would say I am an entry-level fanboy so I couldn't bore them all day about their own catalogues of work, but there was nonetheless some nice conversation.  I told Michael Graves that when I saw The Misfits at the New Daisy, it was the first I had ever even heard the band (I was there with a friend to see Earth Crisis) and to date, still the loudest show I had ever seen.  I was surprised to hear him say the name of the venue before I did.  To Jeff Combs, I gave the glory of being the "redeeming factor" of The Frieghteners (which is not to say the movie was bad.  He was just incredibly good).  He told me about how much of a joy it was to work with Peter Jackson.  Both of these guys were completely mezmerized by my camera (the Mamiya C33 TLR) so both conversations lead to photography and this beauty of a photo-taking machine.  You really couldn't ask for a nicer couple of guys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plethora of other horror celebs.  Horror posters.  Horror toys.  Horror anything collectible.  Filmmakers.  Artists.  Half-naked girl wearing monster bra (which are stupid - especially a bra in the shape of breasts).  Half-naked other girl working at the tattoo booth.  Guy in awesome Thor costume.  Etc., etc.  All of these were icing on a very delicious cake (if I had to be more specific, I would say red velvet cake in the shape of a severed head).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In case you skipped the first sentence and every word of this entire post:  It was a tremendous weekend.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-4771361152950615963?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/4771361152950615963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=4771361152950615963' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4771361152950615963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4771361152950615963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/unholy-crap.html' title='Unholy Crap!'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8383458661585326678</id><published>2007-10-26T10:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T10:48:40.334-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Quick One, While I'm Away</title><content type='html'>I am about to go out of town. Playing a show in Little Rock for a horror convention - more specifically, the Full Moon Horror Con. It should be a bounty of awesomeness as big names synonymous with the genre will be there: Linda Blair, Jeffrey Combs, Tony Todd, Michael Berryman, and Michael Graves(!) just to name a few. So, wow...I'm excited now...talking about it. Anyway, I have stuff to post, but I haven't posted and I apologize to the very minute amount of people who read this blog o'mine. Here's a bunch:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1720623459/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Dad and Katie" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2400/1720623459_e40166a00f.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1721461816/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Michael and Jason" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/1721461816_a89e802d75.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1656303026/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Angel Playing Flute to No One" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2358/1656303026_21a776498b.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1655392673/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Berlioz and Aunt Fay" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/1655392673_ff9afdb274.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1656253448/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Front Door" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2117/1656253448_11743a8f08.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just got new shots in yesterday so I'll probably post again Sunday...maybe.  If I may make a suggestion for you film shooters out there, Fuji Pro 800(Z) is a very nice, fast film.  The said shots I got yesterday look pretty dang nice (and that's not exclusively on behalf of the picture-taker).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8383458661585326678?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8383458661585326678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8383458661585326678' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8383458661585326678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8383458661585326678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/quick-one-while-im-away.html' title='A Quick One, While I&apos;m Away'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2400/1720623459_e40166a00f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-1178979611799882055</id><published>2007-10-18T19:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T19:56:50.081-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nerdly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Am Cuba'/><title type='text'>Made With Not From</title><content type='html'>Concentrate. I got another photo posted on the &lt;a href="http://www.smellsfunny.net/photographers/"&gt;Film Is Not Dead It Just Smells Funny&lt;/a&gt; blog. Once again, I am honored. They have a lot of really great work on there of a very wide array - from toy cameras to large format, polaroids to pinholes, interiors to portraits, abstract to street photography. Even if you are not a photonerd (like me), I'm sure you'd find a handful of pictures to catch your eye. The first photo posted here is the one featured:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1593340130/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Two Houses At Night" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2302/1593340130_a80b113756.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1593304286/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Curt" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2060/1593304286_d90527db8f.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1592435921/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="DeSoto Water Tower" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2038/1592435921_6a207257eb.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, I can finally afford comics again. &lt;em&gt;The Goon&lt;/em&gt; #19, &lt;em&gt;Brit&lt;/em&gt; #1, &lt;em&gt;All-star Superman&lt;/em&gt; #8, and &lt;em&gt;Batman&lt;/em&gt; #667 were my first two purchases back into the world comic-nerdery (two separate comic store visits - same week).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A movie of cinematic brilliance (especially if you have any appreciation for the camerawork in &lt;em&gt;Boogie Nights&lt;/em&gt;): &lt;em&gt;I Am Cuba&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Song to help you get angry (in that good way): "You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire" by Queens of the Stone Age&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Song to calm you down after the rampage: "Caminho Das Aquas" by Maria Rita&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prefix/suffix of the day: Nerd, apparently.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-1178979611799882055?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/1178979611799882055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=1178979611799882055' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1178979611799882055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1178979611799882055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/made-with-not-from.html' title='Made With Not From'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2302/1593340130_a80b113756_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8545498566575872534</id><published>2007-10-15T15:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T19:05:44.153-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New Post on Your Face</title><content type='html'>So, I shot some stuff today that I feel will yield some very pleasing results. Who knows when I'll get them developed, but either way...I even took some polaroids. Anyway, here's new stuff:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1519825473/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Sunflower Falling Over" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/1519825473_6beb39593f.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1533097373/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Ridin' The Mower" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2355/1533097373_fa0070feef.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1537160033/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="West Memphis Building Study 2" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/1537160033_72196e59f6.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1553134269/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="The Sheer Intimidation of Pink Ribbons" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2072/1553134269_072edf7cd6.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm actually fairly fond of these, but the flickr community doesn't seem to think as highly of them.  Not that I'm out to win a popularity contest, but I suppose criticism would be better than nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have watched quite a few things lately.  Extras - amazing, Freaks and Geeks (discs 1 &amp;amp; 2) - also amazing, Penitentiary - unbelievable, and Art School Confidential - eh, it was okay...just to name a few.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and Saturday, I went to a hayride thing with some friends of the family.  It was pretty wonderful.  One tends to forget how something so simple and (I suppose) childish can be so pleasant.  Just watching the kids get so jazzed was, in itself, a joy.  Anyway, I guess that's the short version.  It was rather enjoyable.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8545498566575872534?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8545498566575872534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8545498566575872534' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8545498566575872534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8545498566575872534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/new-post-on-your-face.html' title='New Post on Your Face'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/1519825473_6beb39593f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-244646720165691245</id><published>2007-10-09T13:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-09T18:44:20.995-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Monkey Banana Raffle</title><content type='html'>So, washing windows is fun.  Okay, not fun, persay, but it isn't bad.  Part timing it has been nice.  Although, I may have second job lined up soon.  Anyway, here are some square pictures that I've had for a week, but I have delayed posting them for hope that some inspiring or humorous words could be conjured...by...my...um, brain.  Anyway, here you go:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1480346691/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1116/1480346691_0c5972054f.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Eyes of a Working Man" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1480346313/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1363/1480346313_ee1351901d.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Jason And Michael" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1481205796/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1066/1481205796_69b0755d81.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Portrait of Michael" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, I saw Fur:  An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus.  It was very well done, but I don't know what to make of it.  The happenings in the movie are majorily ficticious (if not entirely).  I suppose if I knew the facts of her life, I could appreciate it more.  It had a lot of photography stuff in it which was pretty darn cool.  The acting was very good to amazing - Robert Downey Jr. is always good.  Beautifully shot.  Like I said, I don't know what to make of it, but it was definately worth watching.  Shutting up now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-244646720165691245?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/244646720165691245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=244646720165691245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/244646720165691245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/244646720165691245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/monkey-banana-raffle.html' title='Monkey Banana Raffle'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1116/1480346691_0c5972054f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-3418337795265692747</id><published>2007-10-03T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T13:30:58.159-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Timbaland'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shut'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='it'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hip hop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='?'/><title type='text'>"I Ain't Got No Car To Take You On A Date"</title><content type='html'>So, as grammatically horrendous as it may be, I can't get enough of Timbaland (in this case, "The Way I Are"). At the very, very least, he is a beat writing master. If all hip hop was at least this good, maybe it wouldn't suck so much. Speaking of sucky hip hop, by stark contrast, Kanye West is an over-hyped, under-talented idiot responsible for raping one of my favorite songs. I can't even listen to "Harder, Better..." by Daft Punk without remembering what he did to it. I can't say that I've heard a tremendous amount of this hack's work, but from what I have heard, he certainly doesn't deserve all this praise and adoration that I perceive him getting. For all I know, Timbaland and Kanye West are no different and &lt;strong&gt;I'M&lt;/strong&gt; the idiot, but you shut up. You...just shut up and look at this kitten:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1469203978/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="Mavery In Shoe Box" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1149/1469203978_67ae3148aa.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A brief and satisfying rant by Adam Dodds about...hip hop?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-3418337795265692747?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/3418337795265692747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=3418337795265692747' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3418337795265692747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3418337795265692747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-aint-got-no-car-to-take-you-on-date.html' title='&quot;I Ain&apos;t Got No Car To Take You On A Date&quot;'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1149/1469203978_67ae3148aa_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-4867620829661993891</id><published>2007-10-01T20:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-02T08:37:09.180-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Concrete And Blue, Heartache Or Party</title><content type='html'>So, I saw these concrete things and became inspired enough to turn around. This film I used was Great Moments (which I assume is a knock-off of Kodak via its similar canister). I bought four rolls of the stuff at a gas station for $2. I didn't have any kind of professional expectations for this film, but being that it was expired and stored in a fairly improper environment for who knows how long, I did hope to see some wacky-ness happen. But alas:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1463950722/"&gt;&lt;img height="328" alt="Concrete and Growth" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1099/1463950722_fac714d812.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1463937426/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Concrete In A Row" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/1463937426_6bc246aa71.jpg" width="328" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1463088181/"&gt;&lt;img height="330" alt="Concrete" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1375/1463088181_19e286a083.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I even went a step further to abuse this film and had it pushed to ISO800 (warning: photonerd alert). Ah, well, I dig these shots regardless. I also shot some Fuji slide film called Provia (for those not film-inclined), and for the most part, I gotta say that I wasn't too impressed. It could have been that I used a different camera, or I didn't use this film in it's most profitable setting, but Velvia is the winner thus far. Anyway, I said all that to not post any of these pictures from that roll in this post (although the first two in the last post were from the Provia). These two shots were from Kodak Portra 400VC which I have had subpar results with as well (as far as negative film, Portra NC is what I like best). Blah, blah. Photo-babble, blah, blah:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1454359384/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Feeling The Wind" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1201/1454359384_f938493e5a.jpg" width="332" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1454364086/"&gt;&lt;img height="332" alt="He Works And Occasionally, Chills" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1040/1454364086_f9190bb8d2.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and just in case you were wondering, the photos of my Mom in the hospital in a previous post were from about a month ago, and she is currently doing fine. She had some gastro-condition which prevents her from eating things like peanuts, corn, etc. It acted up (she may have eaten something she shouldn't have), but it is all better now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-4867620829661993891?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/4867620829661993891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=4867620829661993891' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4867620829661993891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4867620829661993891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/concrete-and-blue-heartache-or-party.html' title='Concrete And Blue, Heartache Or Party'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1099/1463950722_fac714d812_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-1999783033175213951</id><published>2007-10-01T20:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T20:40:39.065-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Shades of Green, Shades of Grey</title><content type='html'>I've uploaded a lot, and I've been debating what to post. The idea for the title of this post helped me narrow it down. As far as 35mm, slides scan so much better! Watched &lt;em&gt;Oldboy &lt;/em&gt;again this past week. Initially, I thought it was the weaker of the Vengence trilogy films, but upon second viewing, I'll really have to rewatch the other two for my opinion not to change because it is an amazing film. Anyway, without further doodoo:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1456402267/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="Apocalypse Sky Coming To Your Town Tonight" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1163/1456402267_e55e42d21f.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1457261828/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="Lime In The Leaves" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1324/1457261828_51d43ef9f0.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1454356514/"&gt;&lt;img height="331" alt="Yashica Flash Test - Pink Room Revenge" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1113/1454356514_f5bdc2523a.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, here are a couple of shots (the only two that I took) from the last movie night we had at Danny and Megan's former apartment/townhouse. That was the time we watched &lt;em&gt;The Story of Ricky&lt;/em&gt; (I don't think that's how you spell "Ricky" in this movie, but you get the idea):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1415097962/"&gt;&lt;img height="327" alt="Jason With Assist By Megan" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1415097962_c8bd23758c.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1469206020/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="Chris and Megan" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1403/1469206020_6a21e8b105.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I forget what song Megan was singing to Chris that night.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-1999783033175213951?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/1999783033175213951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=1999783033175213951' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1999783033175213951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1999783033175213951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/10/shades-of-green-shades-of-grey.html' title='Shades of Green, Shades of Grey'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1163/1456402267_e55e42d21f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-3404811781732688597</id><published>2007-09-27T20:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T21:03:47.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>5 Photos Coming At You</title><content type='html'>I have not posted in a while so here are some current photos.  Maybe tomorrow I'll write down thoughts and garbage like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1449028194/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1349/1449028194_748f17e11b.jpg" width="331" height="500" alt="Completely Knocked Out" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1448165801/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1095/1448165801_8092ee11d1.jpg" width="329" height="500" alt="More Of This Waiting" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1445234797/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1134/1445234797_2dd1a9b2f6.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="DMV" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1423333505/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1408/1423333505_7d0f0be76b.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Velvia Umbrella" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1423336145/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1246/1423336145_10dde4386e.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Relative Flowers" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-3404811781732688597?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/3404811781732688597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=3404811781732688597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3404811781732688597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3404811781732688597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/5-photos-coming-at-you.html' title='5 Photos Coming At You'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1349/1449028194_748f17e11b_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8116533045504457992</id><published>2007-09-22T14:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-22T14:39:44.597-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Could Flip You Upside Down</title><content type='html'>I'm feeling a little absent-minded today.  I suppose it's a result of an email I got recently.  So, not much typ-ee my thoughts today.  Here's my new toy that I won't be able to use until I buy some old "magicubes" for it:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JJVLxGmS1TQ/RvWLAXSkebI/AAAAAAAAA_M/hDHirlNF05w/s1600-h/bigshot.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JJVLxGmS1TQ/RvWLAXSkebI/AAAAAAAAA_M/hDHirlNF05w/s400/bigshot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113145790317230514" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And here are some new black and white shots:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1414209401/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1420/1414209401_7cc0beef6e.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="Olive Branch Night Sky" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1414193647/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1434/1414193647_28860e7622.jpg" width="331" height="500" alt="Wall By Mo's" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1414212805/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1228/1414212805_c44c046b3c.jpg" width="500" height="336" alt="Coffee House Ceiling" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That first shot is of the moon, not the sun, btw.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8116533045504457992?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8116533045504457992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8116533045504457992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8116533045504457992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8116533045504457992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/i-could-flip-you-upside-down.html' title='I Could Flip You Upside Down'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JJVLxGmS1TQ/RvWLAXSkebI/AAAAAAAAA_M/hDHirlNF05w/s72-c/bigshot.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-9199021731730276132</id><published>2007-09-18T12:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T20:44:21.413-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='futurama quote'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='velvia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photo-ography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whacked-out dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='not velveta'/><title type='text'>"Monkeys Aren't Donkeys.  Quit Messing With My Head!"</title><content type='html'>I don't know what kind of whacked-out dream I was having a few mornings ago, but I woke up singing the words, "I got my mind on my taters, and my taters on my thighs." It wasn't to the tune (if you can call it that) of the rap song, but more country-sounding. For the first 20 minutes of being awake, this "song" wouldn't leave my head. Bizarro. Got a new toy. It's a plastic monstrocity to the sound of Polaroid Big Shot. One setting fits all, one distance to shoot from (if you want to be in focus). I'll try to post a picture of it soon to give you an idea of its ridiculousness. Anyway, new stuff!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The magic of a little film called Velvia:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1409779754/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="One Red(dish) Leaf" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1060/1409779754_567ef93d6e.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1409755684/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="Yeller Shoes at Kevin's" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1070/1409755684_51ece17cb2.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1408884877/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="Scheduled Mid-Practice Smoke" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1011/1408884877_0b5c6a8a9a.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got some more (black and white) stuff I'll put up tomorrow at some point.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-9199021731730276132?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/9199021731730276132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=9199021731730276132' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/9199021731730276132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/9199021731730276132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/blog-post.html' title='&quot;Monkeys Aren&apos;t Donkeys.  Quit Messing With My Head!&quot;'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1060/1409779754_567ef93d6e_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-7329460443521555687</id><published>2007-09-13T13:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T14:26:44.679-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Nuclear Family</title><content type='html'>So...yay!  I'm a window washer!  Or at least I will be next week.  Training starts Monday, and I'm fairly stoked to actually be getting some money soon.  I must say that it has been a very good day.  Not a bad week, either.  So I came across another photographer.  These photos didn't make me go, "Whoa!  That is an AWESOME photo!"  The photos in question stopped me dead in my tracks for their sheer "real"-ness.  They are beautiful photos, but even moreso, they transcend technique.  It becomes more about seeing a genuinely happy relationship than a critique which is especially hard to acheive as well as appreciate.  Everyone's a critic, and art students think they are the best critics (myself included - although, I'm not really a student anymore).  But when you can lose yourself in what you see, regardless of mission statements, it accomplishes so much more.  We want to be moved, and sometimes, after looking everywhere, it takes the simplest things to move you.  I like thought-provokingly complex work, but if a capture of a mother/son relationship can be more moving (without being tacky or sentimental), then...I don't know.  Art can be valid without being depressing.  Anway, &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/akihirofuruta/"&gt;Akihiro Furuta&lt;/a&gt; is pretty awesome.  He also has a blog (in Japanese) that features the photos (in my sidebar - Life Is Beautiful).  I'm done yappin'...for now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-7329460443521555687?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/7329460443521555687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=7329460443521555687' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7329460443521555687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7329460443521555687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/nuclear-family.html' title='A Nuclear Family'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-3084572446847392522</id><published>2007-09-13T06:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T14:22:31.895-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barely awake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='validation'/><title type='text'>It's Too Early.</title><content type='html'>Just a quick one for now.  One of my photos is featured on the &lt;a href="http://www.smellsfunny.net/photographers/"&gt;Film is not dead it just smells funny&lt;/a&gt; website.  Frankly, I was surprised and very honored.  All for now.  Me need coffee.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-3084572446847392522?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/3084572446847392522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=3084572446847392522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3084572446847392522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/3084572446847392522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/its-too-early.html' title='It&apos;s Too Early.'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5573076602837785026</id><published>2007-09-12T09:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-12T10:47:37.491-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='colorful'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zeiss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='action films'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nikon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beautiful day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Listening to Kings of Leon'/><title type='text'>We Been Runnin' Barefoot In The Street</title><content type='html'>So, my fellow midsoutherns, wasn't the temperature insanely amazing yesterday?! I haven't been out today, but I imagine it is not as perfect. Although, it does look particularly nice what with the sun out. I actually like cloudy weather, but being confined to the house these past few cloud-ridden days has made Adam a dull boy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was kind of browsing through some of the groups on flickr I belong to (...them, curse you, preposition! It's so easy to end a sentence with you...of.).  In doing so, I often find people who are awesomely talented. &lt;a href="http://motleycollection.wordpress.com/"&gt;This guy&lt;/a&gt; had a photoblog which I rather dug. I was going to post a photo or two of his, but combining flickr and this has been met with inconvenience as well as my ineptitude in regards to html.  Until I get my latest photos, I figured I would show some older favorites of mine (by older, I mean, within the past 6 months or so):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/543677063/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="The Dreaded Boo-Boo" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1318/543677063_c0da1e6907.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/596749762/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="Peep the New Ride" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1182/596749762_87c45e24ce.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/596403401/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="My Converse" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/596403401_c01fb7bb5c.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and in case you are like me and are very behind on your movie-watching, might I suggest &lt;em&gt;Casino Royal&lt;/em&gt; or &lt;em&gt;Crank&lt;/em&gt;? Both brilliant. Completely opposing styles of filmmaking but to a similar effect. Pulse-pounding action flicks that transcend typical, stupid action movies. One to avoid: &lt;em&gt;Shoot 'Em Up&lt;/em&gt;. I have pondered on the possibility that the film was a joke that I just didn't get. I was even told that it was supposedly a satire, but to me, it came off like a garden-variety 90's comic book. This is not to say that it wasn't entertaining, but in the end, it was what it was: a stupid action movie.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5573076602837785026?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5573076602837785026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5573076602837785026' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5573076602837785026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5573076602837785026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/we-been-runnin-barefoot-in-street.html' title='We Been Runnin&apos; Barefoot In The Street'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1318/543677063_c0da1e6907_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-8415838905404992900</id><published>2007-09-10T22:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T22:58:37.885-07:00</updated><title type='text'>If You're Not Here Haunting Me</title><content type='html'>So, I don't have much in the way of new photos (this one isn't new, but hey, it's Bullseye!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1339676623/"&gt;&lt;img height="492" alt="Bullseye Returns!" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1031/1339676623_24101a1093.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went to some songwritery Siren night at Neil's featuring Holly Cole and two others whose names I did not catch.  It was pretty good for something I don't normally listen to.  Snapped a couple of pictures.  But I sat there in such a daze thinking of how in the middle I am in life.  Going from one point to another.  I haven't reached that new place, but I kind of realized that there will more than likely be a requirement on my part to do or be something that is contrary to my current tendencies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have many plans and little prospects.  My hope is that I am not mistaking procrastination for patience.  I feel as though I am being constructive, but things have yet to fall into place which can be a tad infuriating.  I just want to be up to the task when an opportunity comes up beit something monetary.  Something passionate. Something constructive.  "I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live."  Hope it doesn't sound whiney - just trying to light my own fire, I guess.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-8415838905404992900?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/8415838905404992900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=8415838905404992900' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8415838905404992900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/8415838905404992900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-youre-not-here-haunting-me.html' title='If You&apos;re Not Here Haunting Me'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1031/1339676623_24101a1093_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5093487445091538024</id><published>2007-09-07T09:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T10:56:30.504-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So, No Creative Title Today</title><content type='html'>Got some new photos in.  These first ones were made with the Mamiya that has to be cleaned otherwise I can only use one f/stop (2.8 for the oodles of photo geeks that read this!).  They are clearly the more popular of the bunch.  Very bright and punchy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1339692293/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1003/1339692293_4affb2c9e2.jpg" width="500" height="492" alt="Red, Red Room" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1339687645/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1193/1339687645_cfcb30f039.jpg" width="500" height="492" alt="Funky Wallpaper" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1339674643/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1282/1339674643_c7990028ea.jpg" width="500" height="492" alt="2" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The others are done with my folding camera (Nettar).  Different film (fujicolor 400H, I believe), totally different outcome.  They are asthetically and personally relevant (to me at least) despite lacking the razzle-dazzle of the kodak slide film (e100vs).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1336280665/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1312/1336280665_f8c6bbc9bb.jpg" width="344" height="500" alt="Faded, Not Forgotten" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1336286097/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1316/1336286097_54030c5c50.jpg" width="344" height="500" alt="Broke Down Blues" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5093487445091538024?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5093487445091538024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5093487445091538024' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5093487445091538024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5093487445091538024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/so-no-creative-title-today.html' title='So, No Creative Title Today'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1003/1339692293_4affb2c9e2_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-6996100179554911419</id><published>2007-09-05T11:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-05T11:49:29.437-07:00</updated><title type='text'>That Just Happened!</title><content type='html'>So, I'm watching an episode of Californication (which I have mixed feelings about so far), and all of a sudden I hear an odd sound. Now, my fan makes A sound but not at all like this newly-introduced sound. Something told me that, since the fan was looking like someone with inner ear on a rocking boat, this was not good (that would be "swaying boat," not "boat that ROCKS! lml.." babbling, yes - apologetic, no). As I darted over to the control (which has a silver, horizontal switch for light, and a dial 0-4 for the fan), I realized it was too late. And by realize, I mean, I watched the fan fall out of the ceiling:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1332151780/"&gt;&lt;img height="375" alt="Fallen Fan2" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1230/1332151780_d0ef275d64.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1332151836/"&gt;&lt;img height="375" alt="Fallen Fan" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1012/1332151836_425178e0b2.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will be awaiting my Dad's arrival home as I don't know much about electricity other than it's dangerous to idiots. So, I removed the light bulb so that when it falls and crushes me, at least, I won't have shards of glass protruding out of my face. Okay, okay...a tad overdramatic. It'll just kill me while I sleep.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-6996100179554911419?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/6996100179554911419/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=6996100179554911419' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6996100179554911419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6996100179554911419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/that-just-happened.html' title='That Just Happened!'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1230/1332151780_d0ef275d64_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-7452461717677629536</id><published>2007-09-02T15:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T15:34:27.806-07:00</updated><title type='text'>These Bear Traps, She Be My Master</title><content type='html'>So, an update. Yeah. The photos I'm posting are not new, but my process usually entails posting on flickr only the ones I really like and with the blog, posting the best of those. These are from previous rolls I've shot but have passed on posting them. Upon viewing them again, I have a new appreciation for them. I suppose it doesn't hurt that I've been aching to post something as it will be awhile before I get the newest photos developed. Anyway, here they be:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1300762484/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Holding Dog" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1208/1300762484_518ca44271.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1299890583/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="A Quick Look" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1072/1299890583_594bc17d16.jpg" width="333" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1300760972/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Tennis Net Diagonal" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1403/1300760972_d28ee9cbd3.jpg" width="333" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, there.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-7452461717677629536?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/7452461717677629536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=7452461717677629536' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7452461717677629536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/7452461717677629536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/09/these-bear-traps-she-be-my-master.html' title='These Bear Traps, She Be My Master'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1208/1300762484_518ca44271_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-1911988387900012597</id><published>2007-08-29T10:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T10:24:43.480-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jack Kirby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pretty hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Norse God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hulk'/><title type='text'>Jack Kirby Knew How to Make a Norse God Feel Pretty</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1267721113/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1023/1267721113_b61f94ad29.jpg" width="326" height="500" alt="Kirby Nova and Thor" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, I don't have any new photographic adventures to share yet (developing would be the vast inconvenience that digital overcomes). Marvel had these series of Kirby covers, and I figured I would post my favorites - like Thor's pretty, pretty hair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1268583100/" title="Photo Sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1259/1268583100_b5271ee9a7.jpg" width="327" height="500" alt="Kirby Hulk" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the Hulk being...the Hulk.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-1911988387900012597?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/1911988387900012597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=1911988387900012597' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1911988387900012597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/1911988387900012597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/08/jack-kirby-knew-how-to-make-norse-god.html' title='Jack Kirby Knew How to Make a Norse God Feel Pretty'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1023/1267721113_b61f94ad29_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-6065766160756618106</id><published>2007-08-25T23:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-26T00:23:23.347-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='colorful'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Story of Ricky'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos with the Zeiss'/><title type='text'>Ricky Exploded My Brain</title><content type='html'>So, I'll just post the photos that I'm most pleased with upon their return from the Memphis Photo Imaging.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1226253700/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="In the Pool, Fighting" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/1226253700_ac24d00d3c.jpg" width="333" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1226244000/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="The Trail In OB Park" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/1226244000_3b59c63f6e.jpg" width="333" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1225372769/"&gt;&lt;img height="329" alt="After Rainfall" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1363/1225372769_bacee35776.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just watched &lt;em&gt;The Story of Ricky&lt;/em&gt;, a martial arts/gore-fest ball of cheese that was mindblowingly (in a couple of cases, quite literally) outrageous. I highly recommend the movie as it will most certainly disturb you and make you laugh at the same time. That's all I got. Exploded brain and all...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-6065766160756618106?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/6065766160756618106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=6065766160756618106' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6065766160756618106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/6065766160756618106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/08/ricky-exploded-my-brain.html' title='Ricky Exploded My Brain'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/1226253700_ac24d00d3c_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-5547357619255019424</id><published>2007-08-23T17:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-26T13:09:23.149-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Yashica'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love at first sight'/><title type='text'>Ladies and Gentlemen, The Electro 35</title><content type='html'>&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1217041635/"&gt;&lt;img height="328" alt="Betty" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1115/1217041635_2d63795647.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1217053571/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="The Mirror and the Yashica" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1366/1217053571_df3b839246.jpg" width="326" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1217922074/"&gt;&lt;img height="326" alt="Through the Window" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/1217922074_e7a9fa1d14.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, my new camera is quite awesome. Went to Wolf Camera today for the first time in forever, and I was very impressed. These scans aren't flawless, but they are eons ahead of Walmart. It was a tad on the pricey side, but I am just so glad the thing works. Also, a advantage of this blog is seeing these images on black rather than the flickr white (although they have the "slideshow" thing, but the sizes seem very finicky - i.e. pictures I know are bigger are shown small, and others are as big as they should be). Anyway, I'm in love with a hunk of metal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-5547357619255019424?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/5547357619255019424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=5547357619255019424' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5547357619255019424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/5547357619255019424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/08/ladies-and-gentlemen-electro-35.html' title='Ladies and Gentlemen, The Electro 35'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1115/1217041635_2d63795647_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3176057772618449361.post-4435976956973348245</id><published>2007-08-22T22:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-26T14:22:17.578-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='starting anew'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='first post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yada-yada'/><title type='text'>So, yeah, this is my "blog."</title><content type='html'>I've decided to keep a blog. Some little something to post my work and hopefully an added catalyst for producing work. I also hope this blog achieves some sense of positivity as I need what I can get in this crazy, mixed up world and some happenings make the getting that much harder...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, vagueness aside, I also might play the part of informant, trying to pass along some neat coming attractions. Or maybe not as I'm sure anything that I might have interest enough to post (apart from uber "photonerd" stuff) would more than likely already be discussed and posted previously by &lt;a href="http://hiptoday.blogspot.com/"&gt;this guy&lt;/a&gt; aka chrishaley or "thechrishaley," a good friend and former bandmate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, I got a new baby!! A Yashica Electro 35 GSN. It is my first rangefinder. Hooray!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://oswegophoto.home.comcast.net/photo_images/GSN.jpg"&gt;http://oswegophoto.home.comcast.net/photo_images/GSN.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully, I will have images posted by my new beauty (the one pictured is not MY camera, but it's the same) as early as tomorrow, but until then, here are a couple of flickr favs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1051629430/"&gt;&lt;img height="333" alt="Dad Is Chillin'" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1330/1051629430_53b364a31f.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/1003938429/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Miranda and a Submerged Katie" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/1003938429_56bf3bca95.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Photo Sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/guytheorphan/854000579/"&gt;&lt;img height="500" alt="Mom and Crutches" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1130/854000579_071619e03a.jpg" width="333" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3176057772618449361-4435976956973348245?l=guytheorphan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/feeds/4435976956973348245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3176057772618449361&amp;postID=4435976956973348245' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4435976956973348245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3176057772618449361/posts/default/4435976956973348245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guytheorphan.blogspot.com/2007/08/so-yeah-this-is-my-blog.html' title='So, yeah, this is my &quot;blog.&quot;'/><author><name>Adam The Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04157109621866016439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1217915846_2937b14e1f.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1330/1051629430_53b364a31f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
